J.P

J.P

Author Posts & Bio


Author Since: 2013-11-14 19:26:24

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Bio: Possessing a deadly knowledge of street smarts, an above average IQ, and an uncompromising desire to do good in this world, J.P. has never been a follower of the crowd. Instead, he would rather overlook the crowd from a remote location through the scope of a sniper rifle, raining down hellfire on any evil who decide to prey upon his helpless sheep. Swept Media's part time security services provider, part time contributor. J.P. finds many part time pleasures in civilian life that help him see the good in this world, and himself. "It's a full-time job not to kill people".


Posts By J.P:

Letters from J.P. – Dear media

Dear media (cough, THE STAR, cough), Sorry, I just had to clear my throat there after finding my way through all this smoke and mirrors bullshit. Let’s get right to...


Letters from J.P. – KD

Even though many of my friends do not condone the consumption of this deliciously forbidden out of the box delicacy, I have been a die hard consumer of your macaroni...


Letters from J.P. – SOUP

Dear Campbell’s, My name is Joshua, a 23-year-old from Brampton, Ontario. I appreciate your company and the many excellent products you have to offer. This is my story. After a...